A wild COMING SOON PAGE appears!

>EXAMINE PAGE

You can’t see any such thing.

>EXAMINE COMING SOON PAGE

Doing so would certainly send you into a recursive nightmare from which you would never return!

The COMING SOON PAGE gores you with its wild horns!

>ATTACK WITH SWORD

What do you want to attack?

>THE COMING SOON PAGE

Your bare hands would be useless against this foe!

>ATTACK THE WILD COMING SOON PAGE WITH THE SWORD

Violence isn’t the answer to this one.

The COMING SOON PAGE gores you with its wild horns!

 

*** You have died. ***

In that game you scored 0 out of a possible 18,000 points. Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game or RAGEQUIT?